I always tell my relatives my flight is 2 hours…

I always tell my relatives my flight is 2 hours earlier than it is...
After they drop me off, I go to the airline club and drink.

Summary
A humorous confession about misleading relatives regarding flight times to enjoy personal time at an airport lounge.
Insight
It's okay to take time for yourself, even if it means bending the truth.
Style
Front Art
A photo of highway signs directing to Atlanta and the airport, with a humorous text overlay.
Visual Style
Realist Photo
Orientation
Landscape