I tell people I keep my nails short for WORK!…

I tell people I keep my nails short for WORK!
But really?
It's for hygienic and pinch-free
masturbation.

Summary
A humorous confession about keeping nails short for personal reasons rather than work.
Insight
Being honest about personal habits can be humorous.
Style
Front Art
A photo of a man with a serious expression, overlaid with handwritten text.
Visual Style
Realist Photo
Orientation
Landscape