I love my best friend but she's really selfish and…

I love my best friend
but she's really selfish
and I wouldn't want her in my zombie shelter

Summary
A humorous take on friendship and survival, featuring weapons and supplies for a zombie apocalypse.
Insight
Trust is essential, even among friends.
Style
Front Art
A photo of a bed with weapons and supplies laid out, conveying a humorous zombie apocalypse theme.
Visual Style
Realist Photo
Orientation
Landscape